Friday, October 13, 2006
Love V/S Marriage
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"
Saturday, September 30, 2006
SIXTH SENSE
A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
Oh my God, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbor James dropped dead on our Porch."
WHEN AMERICAN POLITICIAN DIED IN BUS ACCIDENT
Once upon a time , a bus full of American politicians was going on entertainment trip. Unfortunately , the bus got accident ,. a local villager saw them. He buried all the dead bodies. Than a man contacted CIA. After some days , CIA came into that village and asked villagers about the bus.
CIA :- Who were the people in the bus?
Villager :- I know all them , they were politicians.
CIA :- All were dead when you buried them?
Villager :- No , some where saying that they are alive, but you know, most of the times politicians tell lies.
CIA :- Who were the people in the bus?
Villager :- I know all them , they were politicians.
CIA :- All were dead when you buried them?
Villager :- No , some where saying that they are alive, but you know, most of the times politicians tell lies.
VERY PHOTOGENIC
YOU HAVE TO BE VERY PHOTOGENIC TO GET THIS TYPE OF SHOT
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